surf4ces:

there’s a special place in hell for people who talk on the phone while you’re trying to ring them out

ennis-the-menace:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

At first you’re like “wow good for you” and then you’re like “I spoke too soon”

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jonahray:

Go to Wired and read the oral history of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000. This show means so much to me.

jonahray:

Go to Wired and read the oral history of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000. This show means so much to me.

khansfringe:

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

Still me in college.

khansfringe:

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

Still me in college.

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mysqace:

theres a devito in all of us 

mysqace:

theres a devito in all of us 

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It’s a fun movie but there’s a part in it where Freddy has to choose between killing a white girl and killing a black girl and Freddy goes, “How sweet… dark meat.” Yeah, and then he goes off with the black girl which is not surprising given what he’s just said.

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askinnyblackman:

your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog

youthagainstfascism:

"where do you see yourself in 10 years" "back at it again at krispy kreme"

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